Everything I find funny and/or interesting
Teen Wolf Genderswap AU:
Seychelle Gabriel - Scott McCall
Ezra Miller - Allison Argent
Lily Collins - Stiles Stilinski
Teresa Palmer - Isaac Lahey
Xavier Samuel - Erica Reyes
Camille Winbush - Vernon Boyd IV
Katie McGrath - Derek Hale
Sean Berdy - Lydia Martin
Lyndsy Fonseca - Jackson Whittemore

(Source: homeforsam, via missapea)

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. →

ghostcat3000:

cognitivedissonance:

misscarletwitch:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

Updated to include a working link!

THE LINK WORKS NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Should I?

This link does not work and I was promised laughter.

(via hanitjemars)

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4 days ago

Direwolves or Dragons? (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via hanitjemars)

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16ruedelaverrerie:

The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.

Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS

(via kadetjaina)

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dontknowchev:

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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My dog just stares at me like “the FUCK is wrong with you.”

(via areyoshi)

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via hanitjemars)

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I suppose the German side wants to keep everything in control, and the Irish side wants to wreak havoc.

(Source: sansabird, via hanitjemars)

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